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Saturday, 12 January 2013

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Lady Gaga wearing a dress made from the tips of Q-Tips. (Photo provided by Newt Gingrich).

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga and Sharon Osbourne have become embroiled in a nasty feud that started when Sharon's 28-year-old daughter Kelly made some unkind comments about Lady Gaga.

It appears that Kelly stated that Lady Gaga needed to stop wearing clothes and outfits made out of meat, vegetables, fruit, and items that one would find in the dumpster.

Lady Gaga fired back by saying that Kelly needs to see Joan Rivers plastic surgeon about doing something about her onion-looking face.

She further said that young Osbourne is so naive that she actually believes that a myth is a female moth.

Kelly did not respond to Gaga's insults but her mommy Sharon Osbourne certainly did. Sharon said that Lady Gaga needs to get rid of her Jewish accent which makes her sound like a door-to-door Brooklyn bagel saleswoman.

She went on to say that LG has a sinister look about her that only a used car salesman could appreciate.

When Lady Gaga heard Joan's comments she remarked, "Joan Rivers? I thought the Salem witch had moved down to Florida and was emptying out bed pans at The Mush & Prunes Old Folks Home."

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Tittle Tattle Tonight and Hollywood Innuendo will keep you updated on the viciously vile Lady Gaga - Sharon Osbourne Feud.

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