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Tuesday, 8 January 2013

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Rock n Roll?

The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll.

Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just before Christmas. Rocknroll was born Neville Able-Smith but changed his name a few years ago and blocks other people calling themselves Rocknroll, a move that his new wife has followed.

A solicitor for Kate Moss released this statement: "My client the model Kate Moss wants to assert her right to be known as the most Rock and Roll Kate in the world. She feels that Kate Winslet's decision to block people using the term to describe any Kate other than herself is unfair to all other people who act in a Rock and Roll way. My client also would like to affirm that she is more Rock and Roll than Kate Winslet. One example would be that while Winslet saved Richard Branson's mother from a fire in 2011 she didn't start the fire. My client has been responsible for many fires including burning down the Priory clinic and a fire at Keith Richards Redlands house."

There has been no response from Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll. However the former Sex Pistols frontman John Lydon told BBC Breakfast "I don't think either of them are Rock and Roll. Winslet what is rock and roll about getting your kit off in films. She's a good looking girl but she is not Rock and Roll. Kate Moss I can start fires even Jedward have started fires are then Rock and Roll? For me the most Rock and Roll Kate is the Dutchess of Cambridge. Projectile vomiting over two airs to the throne and a corgi. That is fucking Rock and Roll."

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