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Saturday, 5 January 2013

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Tweeted Biebs, "If I can't be smokin' it, I'll be snortin' it...hey, those sound like song lyrics--hugs!

HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana.

Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to an end. How else can you explain it? A mega-entertainer delving into the world of recreational drugs?

Have we lost our humanity along with our innocence?

Can life at the top truly be so lonely and unbearable that our movie and rock stars have to escape reality?

Some fans have had an interesting take on the incident. Roberta Gaudet of Harfold, Vermont, quipped, "If the Biebs is doing it, seems to me he should move to Colorado."

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