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Friday, 28 December 2012

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No matter what, Britney says that she will never go back to her old lip syncing self. (Photo courtesy of Khloe Kardashian).

HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears will not be returning for a second season of X-Factor.

According to an inside source Simon Cowell felt that Ms. Spears is just not worth the annual salary of $15 million she receives.

The unnamed source stated that the Viceroy of Venom had hoped to bring in Britney and possibly turn her into a female version of himself The Sultan of Sarcasm.

But sad to say that Britney, 31, instead turned into a blonde, younger version of Paula Abdul The Shedder of Teardrops.

Cowell truly felt that in the beginning of the X-Factor season that Spears would turn in the angry, white Naomi Campbell but instead she simply acted more like another Naomi, the nice one - Naomi Judd.

During the middle of the season Simon met privately with Britney and he told her that he wanted for her to be a little more aggressive in her criticism of the young singers.

Britney responded by saying that it was just not in her nature to be a mean, heartless, sarcastic, evil demon like American Idol's Nicki Minaj, who would probably tell her own mother not to quit her day job because her singing sounded like an ostrich choking on a monkey.

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