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Tuesday, 25 December 2012

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Kanye says that he has already bought a microphone for his and Kim's future baby.

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was spotted at the trendy Beverly Hills baby store, Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff with her ever-present boyfriend Kanye "The Stare" West.

Kim, who has recently admitted to gaining 11 pounds, looked pleasantly plump as she walked throughout the store in a blue halter top and a pair of painted on black stretch pants that gave new meaning to the word stretch.

Kanye was wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt, a pair of Justin Theroux Designer Blue Jeans, and a pair of Justin Timberlake Tennis Shoes.

Thirty-two year old Kim was asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole how she was feeling. Kim responded with a smile and a thumbs up.

Kanye instantly told Miss San Guacamole that if she had any more questions for his future wife that she had to go through him to ask them.

Miss San Guacamole looked at West and asked him why the hell he thought that she had to do that.

He sarcastically and arrogantly told her "Because I be's Miss Kim's boyfriend and I be telling ya ta do it - so do what I say or else ya won't be talkin to my woman ya hear?"

San Guacamole asked Kanye if the rumor about Kim being with child, which had appeared in the super market tabloid Say What? was true.

The hip hop rapper grinned from one bling bling covered ear to the other and answered that the rumor was true and that Kim was expecting a little Kim or a little Kanye.

In World News. President Barack Obama has just issued a heavily worded warning to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un that if he fires a missile towards the United States, the US will retaliate with enough missiles to turn the entire country of North Korea into the world's largest parking lot.

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