WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and told the host that he is presently looking for a movie script.
The disheveled haired Brand revealed that he is itching to get back on the silver screen and star in a romantic comedy.
When asked who he would like to star opposite he pondered the question for a moment and replied, "Well ya know mate, if I 'ad me druthers, I'd love to star opposite the lusciously luscious Scarlett Johansson."
Morgan replied that it was an excellent choice. Brand giggled as he fiddled with his apricot scarf.
He was asked if there is presently a lady in his life. Russell giggled again and remarked that there wasn't.
"How about the rumors about you and Kate Gosselin? Morgan asked.
Brand turned as pink as a Chattanooga carnation and said that although Kate is a fantastic lady, he has a bit of a hard time dealing with her roller coaster mood swings.
He did raise his eyebrows and offered that Kate, who is 37, has one of the most amazingly sultry bodies that he has ever seen.
"Really?" intoned Morgan.
"Oh yes old chap" Brand remarked adding "And that includes my ex-wife Katy Perry, 28, and my ex-girlfriends Geri Halliwell, 40, Holly Madison, 33, and Kate Moss, 37.
Russell did confess to Morgan that he does find Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom to be one sexy-as-hell woman.
He quipped that she's got the perfect lips for all kinds of thrilling intimate acts in the boudoir.
Morgan blushed and agreed that Nadya certainly has a rather beautiful bloomin' body as evidenced by her appearance in her one woman porn film I'm The Girl of My Dreams.
SIDENOTE: After the show, Piers informed Russell that he was going to have Suleman on his show in two weeks. Russell grinned from ear-to-ear and he handed Morgan a $50 bill and told him to give her his private cell phone number.