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Thursday, 27 December 2012

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Lady Gaga in a photo taken at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans before her 35 pound weight gain.

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Lady Gaga recently remarked that she cannot understand why Barbara Walters of The View is so obsessed with the fact that the songstress has gained quite a bit of weight of late.

Lady Gaga stated that she wants everyone to know that the exact weight that she has gained is 35 pounds.

She pointed out that she has read different publications and heard on various entertainment television shows that she has gained anywhere from 34 to 73 pounds.

She wanted to set the record straight because her mom and other various relatives keep calling her up and trying to get her to go on this diet or that diet.

Lady Gaga revealed that the reason why she has gained so much weight is simply because she is eating a lot.

She said that it is no secret, as anyone who knows her knows full well, that she eats at least 9 Burger Bandit cheeseburgers on a weekly basis.

She added proudly that she has cut back on her daily breakfast tacos consumption as well as she has stopped eating the half dozen egg rolls she consumed every other day.

The 26-year-old singer was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Kiowa Kettle if the rumor that she had recently driven out to an isolated part of Santa Monica Beach by herself and gone skinny dipping was true.

She admitted it and pointed out that she was caught by a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle who amazingly did not have his camera or his cell phone with him.

The New Yorker who had the hit song "Born This Way" smiled and replied that she has always loved going skinny dipping in the Pacific Ocean.

She then explained that just because she has gained 35 pounds and looks like Christina Aguilera from the next down does not mean she will not enjoy swimming; her one true joy - other than singing, wearing outlandish outfits, and putting away the Burger Bandit cheeseburgers.

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