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Saturday, 22 December 2012

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A photo taken of Yoko Ono when she first met John Lennon. (Photo courtesy of Ringo Starr).

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole.

Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneapolis and it is just not the same.

She added that she gets the wonderful dish down at Cajun Carlotta's Creole Cuisine Cafeteria located on Bourbon Street, next door to Beauregard P. Beauregard's Air Boat Rentals.

After placing her order and making the necessary arrangements to have the Chicken Gumbo A La Creole shipped to her home in Tennessee, Taylor walked around the world famous street.

The 23-year-old singer was soon approached by a reporter with iRumors who asked her how her relationship with One Direction singer Harry Styles was going.

Taylor blushed as she said that it was going better than her last two relationships with youngsters Patrick Schwarzenegger and his cousin Conor Kennedy who are both 18.

The reporter, Taffeta Kixx, then commented about the fact that many music critics are beginning to refer to her as the The Modern Day Yoko Ono.

Swift blushed even more and became quite taken a back. She asked for the names of the reporters who were making those hate-filled comments and rude remarks.

Miss Kixx said that it was not really her place to but into the business of her fellow members of the entertainment news media.

She then stated that the talk is that she is beginning to come between the five One Direction band members and noted that two of the members are actually quite upset and they do not want her traveling on their band bus, flying in their band jet plane, or eating their after concert band food.

Taylor replied by saying that she can buy their damn bus, their friggin jet, and all the high carb food they eat.

She went on to say that her and Harry are like two peas in an iPod and both enjoy watching reruns of Monty Python's Flying Circus while snacking on Chocolate-Covered Cheetos.

T-Swizzle, as Whoopi Goldberg of The View calls her, told Miss Kixx that she will date whomever she wants, whenever she wants, and if someone doesn't like it then she will just end up writing a hateful song about them.

SIDENOTE: Taylor angrily pointed out that she does not see any similarities between her and Yoko Ono, John Lennon's wife who many feel was responsible for breaking up the Beatles. She went on to say that Yoko is much shorter, way older, never combs her hair, and speaks with a very pronounced accent.

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