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Thursday, 20 December 2012

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Buckingham Guards perform impromptu concert while barf covered guests leave the Palace.

London, England - According to sources close to the Royal family, last night's dinner reception for India's Prime Minister, Manhoman Singh, was one for the history books, or perhaps, one to be erased from the history books.

It would appear that Kate's "tummy troubles" were acting up again once again, but she didn't want to appear rude and excuse herself from the dinner. She plucked up the courage to make it through hors d'Oeuvres and a bite of salad, but when the entrees were served and a beautiful piece of trout was placed in front of her that is when the trouble started.

As Kate excused herself for a trip to the loo, to "powder her nose", her tummy apparently got the best of her and she threw-up, into the lap of her red-faced hubby. After catching a whiff of the spewage, this caused the Prince to also get the heaves, he then turned to his side and barfed all over his brother. Harry by this point, had had several Bloody Marys before dinner and it didn't take much before he as well started to up-chuck onto Pippa.

Our sources wouldn't give many details about what happened next for fear of reprisal, but did say that the incident that ensued was nothing short of a complete barf-fest which made it's way all around the large banquet table, like "the wave" at a football game.

The guest of honor, Prime Minister Singh, politely said at a news conference today, that he had a lovely evening dining at the palace, but would not comment as to why he and other guests were seen wearing pairs of Prince Philip's old pajamas and bathrobes upon leaving the Palace the night before.

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