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Tuesday, 18 December 2012

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Supermarket junk food is healthier than Jamie's; well I never!

A survey has proven that beans on toast, pre-packed lasagne and supermarket ready meals in general are far healthier than Jamie Oliver's recipes in his best-seller cookbooks!

The people who did the survey also went down to Joe's Trucker Cafe in Balham, UK and took samples of their breakfast, lunch and dinner meals: Fatty fried eggs, bacon, beans, fried bread dipped in pigs fat and oily, greasy button mushrooms to round the delicacy off. After analysing the meal it was discovered that Jamie's meals were far richer in creamy goodies, filled with butter, olive oil and other fatty things. Joe's favourite dosh came out on top by a mile (or two, ask the beer-bellied trickers)!

The supermarket ready meals also proved to be far healthier because they had less fat, many more E numbers and tasted like crap so nobody could ever finish them, hence, the people eat less and didn't get any fatter!

An anonymous responded to the survey read, "f+++++g wicked man, I always knew the stuff I cooked was crap compared to Masterchef and now here's proof!"

Gordon Ramsay was too busy f+++++g to comment!

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