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Tuesday, 18 December 2012

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Jason says that Britney has suddenly started singing her hit song "Oops!...I Did It Again" at least 9 times a day.

REDONDO BEACH, California - Jason Trawick went to Redondo Beach to purchase a High Wave brand surfboard just like the ones that were featured in all of the Frankie Avalon - Annette Funicello beach movies of the 60s.

As he shopped at the Sir Surfboard Shop he was approached by Tahiti Zeppelin a reporter for Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres.

Trawick was asked about the recent rumors that he has decided to break off his engagement to fianceé and X-Factor judge Britney Spears.

Jason took the bubblegum out of his mouth and answered that the reporter was correct. He then told her that he would reveal to her the reasons why so that there would be no confusion and no further rumors.

He said that Britney just turned 31, on December 2. And he disclosed that ever since last year, when she turned 30, she had changed.

Miss Zeppelin asked him in what way. Trawick replied that she has suddenly started singing her hit song from 2000, "Oops!...I Did It Again" at least nine times a day.

He noted that one day last week she sang it three times during their enchilada dinner meal at home. Jason commented that even her two kids covered up their ears and told her to stop because they were starting to get nauseous.

Trawick then pointed out that Britney has suddenly started talking about her ex-husband Kevin Federline as if he is the greatest husband in the history of husbands.

But the straw that broke the camels back is when Britney told him that she has a crush on Simon Cowell.

Jason asked her if perhaps she looked upon Simon as a father figure. And Britney replied "No, I think that I kinda look upon Simon as a possible boyfriend figure."

SIDENOTE: Jason said that when he heard that, he shook his head and told Britney that he is breaking off their wedding engagement and he will leave her the day after Christmas. He let her know that he plans on hiring famed attorney Ginger Allred to see about getting half of her $100 million.

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