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Monday, 10 December 2012

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Dead Kennedys to debut new song at Madison Square Garden gig this Wednesday

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special.

'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 2010 smash-hit 'You're Such A Fake'.

The song hopes to raise money for the iconic British charity F**k-The-Royal-Wedding.con which led global protests about the 'austerity' royal nuptials.

UK taxpayers who bankrolled the April 2011 televised wedding were eventually billed for $100 million in nuptial spending including security.

The costs are likely to soar considerably following last week's announcement that New World Order reptilian bride Kate Middleton is up the duff.

Of course Prince William has now been informed of the gestation after initially agreeing to an official parthenogenesis diagnosis by Palace quacks.

Speaking to QM-NewsCorpse reporters today Dead Kennedys lead guitarist East Bay Ray said 'WTF??'

Ozzy Osbourne is 69.

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