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Monday, 10 December 2012

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A photo taken of Lindsay on The Wanted's tour bus. (Photo by Jay McGuiness).

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she truly feels that she is on the road to recovery as she has hooked up with Max George of The Wanted.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight Max and Lindsay first met at The Drunken Door Mouse Bar in New York City.

The two hit it off quite well according to the bar's head bouncer Vincenzo "The Gripper" Tarpatelli.

Tarapatelli remarked that Lohan spent most of the evening sitting on Max's lap and she actually looked as if she was a hen trying to hatch an egg.

An unidentified patron divulged that he noticed that Lindsay was not wearing a bra nor panties and she kept asking the waiters and the members of The Wanted band if they had seen her spectacular performance in the film Liz and Dick.

At one point Lohan could actually be seen mouthing the words to Carly Rae Jepsen's hit song Call Me Maybe, which she must have sang to Max at least five or nine times throughout the evening.

Tapioca Swizzle of 3T noted that a source close to the band said that Lindsay and Max have so much in common. For one thing they both love tamales, both love songs by The Who, and both love the Dallas Cowboys.

The waiter who waited on them remarked that he could see that Miss Lohan has clearly fallen head-over-heels for the British singer.

Max was asked if he feels that his relationship with Lindsay will continue. He smiled as he took a swig from his bottle of Jim Beam and said that Lindsay is one fantastically sexy party girl, but that he does not see her as girlfriend material.

When Miss Swizzle asked him why not, he giggled and whispered that her odometer has a hell of a lot of miles on it.

Tittle Tattle Tonight will keep you abreast of the Lohan-George relationship and provide you with any salacious behind-the-scenes details.

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