NEW YORK CITY - According to Political Salad Bar Magazine Kobe Bryant of the Lost Angeles Lakers has just been offered to be the host of a brand new talk show.
PSBM reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that a spokesperson for the Fox Network, who refused to give out his name, stated that top executives at the network feel that Bryant would fit right in with the other Fox talk show hosts.
Petaluma went on to say that the unnamed spokesperson, believed to be Damian "Dimples" Weevilmeister, 71, pointed out that with Kobe's quick temper, his arrogance, and his self-centered personality he would be a perfect fit for the network that nightly showcases the likes of Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity and Bill "The Boy Piranha" O'Reilly.
Greta "Smiley" Van Susteren was kind of upset that she was not mentioned by the unnamed spokesperson, so Political Salad Bar Magazine decided to mention her before she breaks out in hives.
Meanwhile Fox news anchor Megyn Kelly upon hearing that Bryant was being offered his own talk show reportedly yelled out "What! I have worked my cute-as-hell-looking butt off for 8 years and that Left Coast round ball hog waltzes in here and is handed a talk show that I have been promised by at least seven high ranking executives at various network after-meeting parties?"
Megyn was so angry that she has vowed to talk to Brett Hume about the fact that the network has chosen to go with an NBA basketball player instead of with her, an erotically, sexy, gorgeous reporter.
SIDENOTE: Well no one can argue that Megyn isn't erotic, sexy, or gorgeous but she does have that one flaw...she tends to shout when she speaks into the camera which makes her sound like an Oregon lumberjack.