SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed.
Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said that she has been wanting to get the ink reminders of the man who turned out to be the Man of Her Nightmares removed.
She told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she had to borrow some money from three of her closest friends but she is now free of the seven Jesse James tattoos.
When asked the location of the tattoos, Kat readily replied that she had one of each arm, one of each leg, one on her butt, one on her tongue, and one just above her hooha.
She said that removing the one on her tongue hurt about 10 times worse than a petite woman giving birth to a 16 pound baby.
When asked if she plans on putting tattoos on the spots where the seven were removed, Kat made a face, took three sips out of her bottle of Southern Comfort, and said, "Kirstie Alley AKA The California Quake will become anorexic before than effen happens."
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