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Saturday, 8 December 2012

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J.Lo sitting in the study of her Hollywood Hills mansion, Casa Booty. (Photo courtesy of Steven Tyler).

CHICAGO - Jennifer Lopez was in town visiting one of Chicago's most famous residents Oprah Winfrey.

Lopez, says that things with her boy-toy Casper Smart, who is 18 years younger than her, are going along great even though he cannot name the four Beatles.

She divulged that she had no idea that she would miss being on American Idol as much as she has.

When asked by Winfrey what exactly she missed about the show she smiled and said that she misses all of the physical attention and sexy compliments that Steven Tyler would whisper in her ear during the commercials.

She was asked to reveal some of the things that "Lips" Tyler would tell her and J.Lo turned as red as a Tacoma tomato.

She replied that if she did she's afraid that Caspy would be so hurt it could possibly bring tears to his eyes.

Oprah told J.Lo that she had heard from a fantastic source that her and Tyler had actually had a very secretive affair and that they used to fly down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

She remarked that the source disclosed that they'd stay at Tyler's and Ryan Seacrest's Puffy Taco Resort & Cantina using the fictitious names Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Dauberfinkin.

Lopez winked and denied the affair. She said that she did fly down to Cabo with Tyler on three different occasions but they were all on business.

"Monkey business?" Winfrey asked.

Jennifer grinned and shook her head saying that she'll never tell.

SIDENOTE: Steven Tyler was contacted by Oprah and asked about the J.Lo Cabo rumors. He giggled and said that he stopped kissing and telling back in September of 1977.

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