RENO, Nevada - Katy Perry was visiting an old friend in Reno when she was asked about the recent erotic photos that have been posted on the Internet.
Perry looked at the snapshots and was taken aback. She said that her boyfriend, John "The Player" Mayer had taken them just four days ago and that they were just to have been for his enjoyment only.
Katy talked with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo and told her that she has no idea how in the world the photos ended up on the Internet site www.lookiehereitssexykatyperry.hot.
The ex-wife of Russell Brand asked Mayer if he had any idea how they went from his personal possession to the Internet.
John laughed and said that he certainly did not sell them for $7,000 as the supermarket tabloid Say What? had suggested in their latest issue.
He also assured Katy that he knows that none of the seven guys whom he showed the photos to would have put them on the Internet either.
Katy exploded and she told John that if he wasn't such an expert mattress merriment aficionado she would dump him quicker than Kobe Bryant can lose his temper.
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