MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013.
Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punching bag a couple of years ago told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has changed totally and his woman-beating days are all behind him.
He revealed that he had three anger management sessions with Dr. Pomeroy P. Flibberflax, 71, of Venice Beach, California.
Brown also divulged that he had two anger management sessions with Dr. Ottoman Buxton of Tarzana, California.
He then noted that he was scheduled to have four sessions with Los Angeles therapist, Dr. Dr. McDuffie P. Digglesteen but during the initial consultation they both got into an argument regarding the lack of discipline in the rap music industry.
Chris went on to say that Rihanna has forgiven him for the altercation at least seven times and he has forgiven her for making such a big deal out it in the first place, since it was a personal matter.
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