Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents.
US Gay activist, Scarlet Pimplearse III, gave the following press statment to the pink press; "We demand a gay Father Christmas because the other one is a fake, he's not married, lives with his male dwarfs and Rudolph the Rednose Rheindeer all year round and doesn't dare to come out of his closet until Christmas where he then goes straight; we demand a gay Santa all the time and not just one who pretends he's straight when required!"
"We also have written a brand new version of 'I saw mummy kissing Father Christmas and have re-titled it; 'I saw daddy kissing Father Christmas', just to enforce our demands and it's going to be Cliff's 500th Christmas numero uno!"
The boycott is beginning to have a snowball effect all over the world as sales of pink, male undies, pink perfumes, black latex trousers, leather waistcoats and handle-bar moustaches are dropping like flies in a San Franciscan snow storm!
How times have changed since the birth of our Lord 2012 years ago!