Hollywood, CA - Scientists on Sunset Strip who received the cadaver that was Bigfoot, have completed their DNA analysis. Photographs reveal a human appearance with the exception of the overall size. At 10 feet high and 900 pounds, Bigfoot is larger than any known human.
Dr. Ickthay Assesglay announced at a press conference this morning that it was possible to trace the parents of the monster. The genes turned out to be actual human genes with some type of damage due to radiation, perhaps from Japan.
The father turned out to be Wilt Chamberlain, and the mother Rosanne Arnold. Much of the mutation was attributed to aspartame consumption by the parents.