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Saturday, 1 December 2012

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Kirstie actually contemplated about moving to Iceland. (Photo courtesy of Anderson Cooper).

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley recently stated that she was so devastated at being eliminated from Dancing With The Stars a second time that she almost moved to Iceland.

The former Cheers star said that the yo-yo weight gains and losses that she has experienced for the past few years are starting to take a toll on her.

The 61-year-old confided to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she was so depressed that she almost even gave up her sex life.

She giggled and said that her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy convinced her that she didn't have to take such a drastic measure.

Alley, who is considered the female equivalent of John "The Player" Mayer, has been told by several research agencies that at 61, she has more intimate relationships than 47 percent of women who are in their early 40s.

Kirstie stated that she has spent a lot of her free time writing a follow up cookbook to her first big selling cookbook called, Cooking With Ingredients.

Her second cookbook is called Cooking With Ingredients That Have No Friggin Calories.

According to Barbara Walters of The View, the second book is literally flying off the bookshelves at The Fig Leaf Bookstores, The Happy Pages Bookstores, and at every single Books 'R' Us throughout America.

In A Related Story. Kirstie says that the rumor about her and New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is absolutely 99.7 percent not true.

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