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Wednesday, 28 November 2012

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Shoppers at Tijuana, Mexico's world famous Que Paso Mall. (Photo by Demi Lovato).

TIJUANA, Mexico - Miley Cyrus visited Tijuana in order to purchase a Dora The Explorer Piñata for a six-year-old friend of the family's.

While shopping at the Que Paso Mall she was asked by Laguna Vendetta with Las Maracas News Agency about her engagement to her fiancé Liam Hemsworth and if they had set a wedding date yet.

Miley, who is 19 and can legally drink in Mexico, put down her bottle of Corona Light. She grinned and told Miss Vendetta that recently her and Liam have both been on a bit of an emotional roller coaster ride.

The former star of Hannah Montana said that luckily her and Liam have lots of things in common, such as their mutual dislike for Madonna, their mutual dislike for Rush Limbaugh, and their mutual dislike for John Mayer.

Miley pointed out that she cannot stand Mayer who some time ago broke the heart of one of her best friends Taylor Swift.

She revealed that Taylor did get back at him by writing two songs about him "Dear John" and "Go To Hell You Don Juan Wannabe."

Miley said that she is currently in the process of writing a song about Madonna titled, "The Dreaded Ballad of The Old Material Grandmother."

She is also writing a song with Selena Gomez about Rush Limbaugh titled, "Limbaugh The Pillsbury Doughboy Loves Sucking On 12-Inch Cigars."

SIDENOTE: Miley Cyrus is very popular in Mexico. In fact last year in a survey conducted by The El Matador Taco Restaurant national chain, Cyrus was voted the most popular American celebrity in Mexico. Eva Longoria finished in second place. George Lopez finished in third. And Conchata Ferrell took the number four slot.

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