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Friday, 8 February 2013

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Klum recently stated on The View that at 39, she is sexier than all of the Los Angeles Laker Girl cheerleaders.

LOS ANGELES - The LaLaLand rumor mills are abuzz with the latest celebrity pairing of Project Runway host and judge Heidi Klum and NBA player Metta World Peace.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the couple was spotted having a late dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

A source who was at the restaurant informed BPT that Klum and World Peace (the former Ron Artest) were carrying on like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez when they first started dating.

At one point Klum, 39, appeared to be hand-feeding the Los Angeles Laker star some micro egg rolls.

Metta who is six years younger than the former Victoria's Secret model was overheard saying to the sensuously attractive Klum, "Girl that Seal dude was one crazy brutha to let a fantabulous fox like you get away."

Heidi responded by saying "I know, tell me about it Met?"

Their waiter stated that he overheard the happy-as-the-dickens couple say that they were going to drive out to the Hollywood Sign and park underneath the stars.

In A Related Story. Klum's ex-husband Seal has denied the rumors that he is dating Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom.

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