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Saturday, 24 November 2012

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Longoria has said that she has agreed that on shows with a picnic type atmosphere she will be wearing a bikini swimsuit.

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Desperate Housewives is thrilled at the fact that she will be having her very own cooking show starting in December.

Longoria told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has agreed to host a new Nourishment Network cooking show called Guacamole Goes With Everything.

A spokesperson for the 2N, Chiffon P. Kipplemeister, said that they are proud to have secured the services of Eva Longoria. She said that contrary to what the supermarket tabloid Say What? had printed in their upcoming December issue Ms. Longoria was the network's first choice.

SW had printed that the producers of Guacamole Goes With Everything actually had Eva as their fifth choice behind, Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, and Linda Ronstadt.

Pico de Gallo visited Eva at her San Antonio mansion and asked her what viewers could expect from her new show.

Longoria smiled as she dipped some tortilla chips in a bowl of salsa picante, and said that she is going to use recipes that she was given by her great grandmother Candelaria Caldo de Queso, who reportedly once dated the infamous Mexican bandit Pancho Villa.

Eva pointed out that her show will air weekly and she will have a special guest star on each show demonstrating their favorite dishes.

She said that booked to appear on the first week will be President Obama and the First Mama, Michelle Obama, who will demonstrate the art of barbecuing sardines where they taste exactly like Ribeye steak.

Longoria disclosed that also appearing during her first week will be Los Angeles Lakers NBA superstar Kobe Bryant who will cook his favorite dish Fettuccine Alfredo marinated in two ounces of Diet Dr. Pepper and two ounces of Jose Cuervo Tequila.

SIDENOTE: Other upcoming guests on Guacamole Goes With Everything will be Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones, Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson, New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, and the president of Mexico Nacho Winslow.

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