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Monday, 19 November 2012

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Los Angeles, CA - Last night at the American Music Awards, many witnessed a very bizarre scene backstage shortly after the show ended.

Chris Brown, notorious for beating up his girlfriend, singer Rihanna, was seen repeatedly punching himself in his new "Rihanna" neck tattoo in a fit of rage. A crowd of celebrities and music executives stood nearby, watching the entire scene in exasperation.

"It was like, totally crazy!" Said a stunned Justin Beiber, who at first started copying Brown, thinking it was a new dance he should probably learn. "Then Usher said to me, no Beibs, he's just losing his mind."

Brown (23) who had recently gotten back together with Rihanna (24), now sports a strange tattoo of her face on his neck, which some say appears to have been inked with a black eye.

"If that tattoo didn't have a black eye before, it sure does now!" Said Usher.

Sources close to the couple say that Chris was just keeping his word to his on-again romance. Apparently, the only way Rihanna would get back together with Brown, was if he took his frustrations out on himself when he got mad at her.

"I know it sounds like totally crazy but he was just being a good guy." Said friend of Brown, Nicki Minaj. "Chris punching his Rihanna neck tattoo, was just his way of coping with the situation." She added in the singer's defense.

When Brown finally calmed down and the crowd dispersed, Rihanna could be seen huddled in the corner of the room behind a fern, frozen in fear. Others, who stuck around to catch the final act of the night in this rocky relationship, say that Brown eventually apologized to Rihanna. The two apparently then had quite a sloppy make-out session before leaving the awards ceremony, arm in arm, about a fifteen minutes later.

Neither Rihanna or Chris's representatives had any comment on this situation at the time this story went to press.

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