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Tuesday, 20 November 2012

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Honey Boo Boo enjoyed her visit to the White House and actually got to sit on the President's and First Lady's bed.

McINTYRE, Georgia - One of President Obama's biggest little supporters is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo of the cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

The little seven-year-old veteran of the reality show Toddlers & Tiaras recently told Jay Leno that she is too young to vote, but if she could have voted she would have voted for President Obama at least three times.

She remarked to the talk show host, with the nation's largest chin, that one reason why she likes the president is because he mailed her an 8 by 10 autographed glossy of himself and Vice-President Joe Biden sitting in the White House Rose Garden in Bermuda shorts barbecuing hamburgers and drinking beer.

Honey Boo Boo also pointed out that unlike Milton Rummy (Mitt Romney) the president would never trap Big Bird and ship him back to the Amazon Jungle of Norway where he originally came from.

Leno giggled and told her that the Amazon Jungle is in Brazil. The little seven-year-old replied, "No it taint, my granny Velveeta Shannon she done went and told to me dat Big Bird was consented (conceived) in da Kalamazoo Zoo up yonder in Mishygun (Michigan)."

Honey Boo Boo was accompanied to the White House by her mom June "Mama" Shannon, 32, sisters Jessica "Chubs" Shannon, 15, Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon, 12, and her gay uncle Marvin Lee Thompson, 29, known as Uncle Poodle.

SIDENOTE: Honey Boo Boo invited President Obama and the first family to visit her and her family at their McIntyre, Georgia home on Christmas Day.

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