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Monday, 19 November 2012

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A recent photo of Dina Lohan, the 50-year-old mother of Lindsay Lohan. (Photo courtesy of Russell Brand).

NEW YORK CITY - Many would agree that the Lohan family is perhaps one of the most dysfunctional family's east or west of the Mississippi River.

Lindsay, who has been nicknamed "The Roller Coaster" by Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President Joe Biden, keeps pushing the tolerance envelope day after day.

The 26-year-old actress has somehow managed to get herself out of some serious situations that would have resulted in jail time for any other non-celebrity female with the name LaQuisha Jefferson, Ramona Corona, or Ling Ling Fu.

Lindsay's father Michael has had his ups and downs and just recently was alleged to have been caught on surveillance video at the Bronx Zoo putting litter in a kangaroo's pocket.

Lohan has also told the news media that his ex-wife Dina, has a tattoo with the name Kobe, tattooed on her upper left thigh right next to a circle comprised of seven freckles.

Lindsay's mother Dina, who is 50-years-old has stated to several entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, and Tittle Tattle Tonight, that Lindsay is just basically a little girl in a big girl's body.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: That's interesting. Little girls do not drive and run their cars into vehicles in broad daylight. Little girls do not steal expensive necklaces from jewelry stores, and little girls do not blame all of their troubles on the fact that they have lots of freckles.]

Paris Hilton, who is a good friend of Lindsay's recently revealed to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that "LiLo" is extremely upset at the fact that her mom actually looks younger than her.

Lindsay reportedly became so angry that she told Miss Mixx that her mom has cellulite on her bottom, she has stretch marks on her tongue, and she has a tattoo with the B word tattooed on her [INTIMATE FEMALE BODY PART DELETED BY EDITOR].

SIDENOTE: Dina Lohan told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that just this past week a total of 29 individuals told her that she looks younger than her daughter Lindsay.

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