NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted.
According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even have time to think about him and the Hungarian Victoria's Secret model Barbara getting matching tattoos.
A close, unnamed source stated that Justin had just barely begun to make plans to fly his mom out to California so that she could meet the sexy woman who took Selena's place.
Justin is reportedly in hiding in either La Habra or La Brea because he feels kind of like he was set up and does not want to see anyone whispering and pointing at him after getting dumped by the stunning Victoria's Secret model.
The unnamed source, who is believed to be Justin's attorney Charleston Straydiddle of the Brooklyn law firm of Fitzowitz, Straydiddle, & Goldenbocker, stated that Bieber had just purchased two tickets to the New York Giants Vs. the Green Bay Packers game at MetLife Stadium.
Bieber has reportedly told Straydiddle to go ahead and scalp the tickets and keep 5 percent for himself.
Meanwhile Miss Palvin stated to Tittle Tattle Tonight that she accepted Justin's offer to attend the play The Lion King because ever since she was a little girl growing up in Hungary she has always been infatuated with lions.
SIDENOTE: Selena (Gomez) told The View's Barbara Walters that contrary to recent rumors she will not be writing a tell-all book which would reveal some very unusual habits of Justin's including the fact that he has a stuffed toy rabbit named Ricky that he always places next to his pillow.