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Sunday, 11 November 2012

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This is one of Justin Timberlake's favorite hats.

CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage.

The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source has stated that their expensive yacht is already sailing very close to some good sized rocks.

Jessica, 30, is apparently not happy with the fact that 31-year-old Justin has chosen to ignore some personal comments that she has made regarding her brand new husband, who still has that brand new groom smell.

Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Justin became very upset when he and Jessica were recently having dinner at The Fishy Smell Seafood Grill in downtown Chicago.

HI reporter Fajita San Guacamole stated that as the newlyweds were in the middle of enjoying their meal of Sardine & Sodium Nitrate Stuffed Crab, Jessica leaned over to Justin and remarked that she wants him to shave off his silly-looking beard.

Timberlake dropped his fork and got a deer in the headlights look. He said that was not happening.

She then told him that she definitely wanted for him to stop wearing his ridiculously wimpy-looking hats.

Justin reportedly got so angry that he got up and walked out of the restaurant and sat in the couple's car and waited for about 14 minutes before Jessica showed up.

SIDENOTE: Miss San Guacamole reported that Justin has made the remark that he does not like the fact that Jessica snores like a submarine sailor but that he puts up with it.

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