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Tuesday, 6 November 2012

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J.Lo shown relaxing in the game room of her Hollywood Hills mansion, Casa Booty.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Lopez recently said that since leaving American Idol she feels a lot more relaxed and has gained some of her confidence back.

She noted that she had really missed getting up on the concert stage and performing before 30,000 fans some of who scream out things like "Hey Jenn, you sing damn good sugar lips," "J.Lo shake dat booty mamasita." and "Hey muchacha dump that Caspar loser and hook up with me."

J.Lo was asked by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo how things were going in her May-December relationship with Caspar Smart.

Lopez, who at 43, is 18 years older than the 25-year-old Caspar, replied that at times she finds herself getting bored because he doesn't even know the name of one of the members of the Beatles, or of the Rolling Stones, or of Creedence Clearwater Revival.

San Guacamole asked Lopez about the rumor that she has allegedly cheated on Smart with Russell Brand.

Lopez got an extreme look of surprise and she let out a slight scream. She looked Miss San Guacamole right in the eyes and asked her, "Now Fajitita, you know exactly what Brand looks like. So do you think for one freakin second that I would give him a first look much less a second look?"

Miss San Guacamole replied that she was just asking and that it is her job to do so.

J.Lo replied that she understood, but asked her to please never insult her like that again.

In Political News. Bristol "The Pistol" Palin has stated that she is going to vote for President Obama. When asked why she replied because Mitt "Big Bird" Romney has said that if he is elected president one of his first acts will be to ban Sarah Palin from entering any of the 48 continental United States.

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