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Tuesday, 30 October 2012

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German priest in his evening gear preaches the sermon for dead Dominatrix, Dirty Dagmar!

An infamous ageing Dominatrix in Frankfurt, Germany, has been entered into the Guiness book of records after beating the world's whipping record by fifty lashes and then she dropped dead!

The previous record was 500000 lashes in 5 days held by US Dominatrix, Wendy the Huge Whipper. Sadly the dead Dominatrix, Dirty Dagmar (RIP), knew nothing about her record because she passed out after whipping the bum of her final victim, a local judge, Herr Siegfried Sorearsch. He kept begging for more and more and they just about managed to break the previous record.

Thousands of German men gathered for the "Whiplash gang-bang" feast dressed in their favourite leathers, latex, chains, fish-net body stockings and handcuffs + other utensils commonly used in S & M games.

After it was known that Dirty Dagmar had died they all had a "whip round" to pay for her funeral and she was buried in her black high heels, studded leather/latex ripped mini dress, holy fishnet stockings, piercings in the right places and a clit ring that was previously hanging on a sows ear; it was a very sad sight!

Dirty Dagmar has now gone into history and she will never be forgotten in German S & M circles even Angela Merkel is contemplating giving her a German Knighthood dressed in a kinky, metal, studded, medieval chastity belt!

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