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Friday, 26 October 2012

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Rolling Stones concerts are a "Bio Hazard" for anybody younger than 65!

The Rolling Stones have given a private gig in Paris and managed to get on stage without their zimmerframes and wheelchairs; "an amazing sight," many fans declared.

Keith Richards, who was given a blood transfusion of pigs blood before the gig, even managed to stand up straight, chain smoke several "ciggies" and hit the right notes without playback. Mick strutted his ancient, boney butt across the stage and Charlie Watts was kept awake through an oxygen pipe attached to his drum stool.

As for Ronnie Wood, he had no problems doing the gig because his latest "toy girl" has put Ronnie through a very strenuous fitness programme using viagra!

The Stones will also be appearing in London on their 50th aniversary tour and Mick hopes that they will at least survive the task because then they can repeat the gig when they all reach their 60th aniversary!

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss or mould and these guys are certainly "Not about to fade away" even after promising the world that they would never make fools of themselves by being performing like geriatric OAP's again!

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