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Saturday, 27 October 2012

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A pair of $800 shoes that Lohan is alleged to have taken from the movie's wardrobe department.

ATLANTA - The wardrobe mistress on the motion picture Scary Movie 5: The Attack of Little Bunny Foo Foo has reported that the production company is missing over $57,000 in wardrobe shoes.

Ultressa Hicklenpucker, 24, told Tittle Tattle Tonight that she first noticed the missing shoes after Lindsay Lohan had left the costume dressing room for the evening.

She recalls seeing the freckled-faced actress pushing a blue wheeled receptacle bin which is used for recyclable trash.

Kiowa Kettle with 3T stated that it appears that Miss Lohan is out-of-control and it appears that the actress thinks that she is invincible.

She noted that Lohan has told co-star Charlie Sheen, as well as several extras on the movie set, that she is stronger than Superman when it comes to taking whatever the world throws at her.

The celebutante known as Lucky Lohan keeps pushing the envelope and taking things just a little bit farther each time.

She was recently asked by Barbara Walters on The View what it is that makes her act like she can just do whatever the heck she wants to do and think she can get away with it.

Lindsay smiled, as she smacked her lips, and replied that she personally places a lot of the blame for her behavior on ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, her mom, her dad, and her hundreds and hundreds of freckles.

Lohan has a history of stealing (or borrowing as she calls it) going back to last year when she was caught on video tape stealing a $15,000 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice Beach.

Before that she stole a pair of Daisy Duke Shorts from the Lollygag Department Store in La Brea and a week before that she took a Sofia Vergara Designer Bra from a Bra's 'R' Us store in Redondo Beach.

SIDENOTE: According to Tittle Tattle Tonight Lindsay tried to hire noted California attorney Ginger Allred to be her attorney but Miss Allred turned her down on grounds of just not wanting to get involved with the messed up immature, confused-as-the-dickens, semi-starlet brat.

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