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Friday, 26 October 2012

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Simon Cowell's pet dog which he named "Dawg" after Randy Jackson. (Photo by Britney Spears).

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, 20, has just announced quite a Tinsel Town revelation.

She told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she came very close to quitting her judge's position on X-Factor.

Lovato, who last year spent three months in two different rehab clinics, said that she had a long talk with Simon Cowell who talked her out of it by assuring her that he would take care of her problem immediately.

Demi, told Cowell that judge L.A. Reid had been making fun of her weight and telling her things such as if she eats two more buffalo wings she is going to start looking like Christina "The Ball" Aguilera.

Reed has also referred to Lovato as a young version of Kirstie Alley.

He also commented that he is an unlicensed fortune teller and proceeded to tell her that he guesses her weight to be 100 and plenty.

Simon called Reid into his $1.3 million office and told him to sit on the floor.

"Sit on the floor?" Reid asked loudly.

Simon hollered out. "Sit on the floor bro and do not ever raise your voice in my office again. I have a nice, quiet, pleasant office and I do not need no trouble-making, self-centered, arrogant know-it-all like you coming in here and messing things up."

Reid was left with his mouth wide open.

Cowell asked if he understood. Reid was in shock.

Simon then asked him to grunt one time for yes and two times for no.

"Grunt."

"Very well then. I am glad that you have jumped on the bandwagon and you realize that I, and only I, am the one who runs the show."

The man who is known as The Royal Dude of Rude told his assistant to send Miss Lovato into his office.

A minute later Demi walked in.

She immediately saw Reid sitting on the floor and asked Simon if Mr. Reid had fallen down.

"Pretty much so." Simon replied trying not to laugh.

He then told Demi that Mr. Reid had something to say to her. Reid looked up and told Lovato that he was sorry for referring to her weight and that he will never do it again. He begged her to forgive him.

Lovato was embarrassed. Simon told Reid to continue. Reid then told Demi that he was going to donate $10,000 to The Pee Wee Herman Rehab Clinic and $10,000 to The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Lovato's name.

Demi was so excited she ran over to Simon and gave him one of the biggest hugs the English mogul has ever had.

"Hey, what about me?" Reid asked.

Lovato told him to get up off the floor and go and get Mr. Cowell and her each a Diet Pepsi.

"Yes ma'am, right away." L.A. said as he went off with a great, big, old smile on his former arrogant face.

In Political News. Word coming down from Alaska is that the Alaskan State Government has issued a directive which prohibits Sarah Palin from voting in the presidential election due to her recent way out-of-line comments in regards to President Obama.

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