Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Tuesday, 23 October 2012

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A photo of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles. (Photo courtesy of Lindsay Lohan).

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for American Idol has informed the entertainment media that AI judge Nicki Minaj, 29, will be checking into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that the hot-tempered firecracker has been ordered by American Idol producer Simon Shindlebocker to take a 13-step anger management course.

Shindlebocker stated that in Ms. Minaj's most recent temper tantrum rant she threatened to bite fellow judge Keith Urban on his guitar pick hand simply because he did not say "God Bless You" or "Gesundheit" when she sneezed.

The Australian singer told Mariah Carey that he has seen some strange characters in his time, but never any as ditsy, flaky, or as egomaniacal as Minaj.

Nicole Kidman's husband said that Nicki is as crazy as a mama kangaroo with five pockets.

He further pointed out that she makes the likes of Naomi Campbell and Rush Limbaugh seem like first graders by comparison.

Miss Garfunkel reported that Minaj had told her wig provider identified as Darcell "Daffodil" Jazzberry that she may go to the rehab clinic but she isn't going to pay attention.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Several of American Idol's top executives have said that if Ms. Minaj does not complete the 13-step course in the allotted time, that she could find herself being terminated and losing her $8 million salary.]

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