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Friday, 26 October 2012

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Princesa Sofia.

A young upstart animation studio whose first full-length feature is set to release Friday is going on the offensive, fighting back against charges that their Princess is Latina.

In an early morning press release, Prinzzess Studiozz explains that Princesa Sofia Countessa Maldita Pinga Puta Madre De Los Angeles is not Spanish

"She's definitely not Latina, and how dare you even suggest otherwise," began the release.

"Look, it's not like we're against the Latinos: they provide some of the lowest-cost fruit harvesting and grounds maintenance service in town."

The press release goes on to say,"What do you think would happen if Romney is elected? The first thing he's gonna do is kick all the brown people out! We have to guard against our newest star getting deported!"

"How would it look? Having her in a huge children's movie one week and the next week she's riding a burro while balancing an earthenware vessel of well-water on her head like a Ubangi washerwoman? Ain't gonna get no cross-merchandising deals with Chick-Fil-A, that's for damned sure. "

"So, to repeat: Afraid of Romney, afraid of deportation, afraid that white girls won't want a Princess doll that looks like the gardener's daughter. "

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