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Friday, 19 October 2012

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The latest rage amongst S & M fans; dildo's are out, "big" time!

The times they are a changing especially amongst the female fraternity because now it seems that S & M toys are even more popular than dildos, vibrators and other ancient titilators!

The modern woman is buying whips, butt plugs, handcuffs, leather studded belts, electric shock toys, etc, used mainly by Dominatrix in their business. Now the "everyday" female feels much more free to practice their sexual fantasies and S & M is taking over the bedrooms.

A very bruised Fred Broggs, married to Hilda Broggs, who lives on a council estate in Milton Keynes (forerunner of the modern day S & M sexual revolution) gave the following statement to Dirty Daisy from The Smutty Star and here it is:

"My life has changed ever since the missus discovered the whip; sex every night, tied up in bondage, on my knees, being whipped and begging for forgiveness because I wet the toilet lid whilst having a wee; man life is just great and although I am a dustman, get up at 05.00 AM every morning I just can't wait until the missus gets her whip out again!"

This example proves that S & M sex is not only for the upper classes, royalty and the rich and famous; it's there for everybody. You just have to go out and grab it, tie it up, whip it and beg for redemption afterwards; enjoy a nice warm cuppa cocoa and biscuits before you jump into bed!

For more information: www.sexstarveddominatrix.cum

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