WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mountain Peak Pictures in association with Gladiator Films has just announced that filming will soon start on the new Staccato Monteverdi political porn film Binders Full of Women.
Monteverdi told Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that the film will be shot on location in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico which resembles Bar Harbor, Maine where the motion picture is set.
The movie revolves around Tobias "Chad" Chadanello played by Ron Jeremy. Chadanello is the number one lobster dealer in the fishing port of Bar Harbor.
He is also running for mayor and is ably assisted by his very well endowed girlfriend Paloma Baskerville portrayed by the tanned, tempestuously sultry Pamela Anderson.
Miss Baskerville runs a modeling agency with binders full of women who appear in skimpy swimsuits for sports publications such as Sports Illustrated, Sports Territory, and Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.
Monteverdi told Miss Vox that originally Lindsay Lohan was to have played the female lead, but after the highly publicized cat fight with her mother Dina Lohan, she had to reject the offer.
A close, unnamed friend of Lindsay's revealed that the freckled-faced actress has just been too traumatized to carry on a normal routine much less have to learn lines, remember to hit her marks, and walk around totally nude in front of the cast and crew.
SIDENOTE: Monteverdi wanted to emphasize the fact that his version of Binders Full of Women is nothing like the Birchmond T. Bunsenbiggle film of the same title which came out in 1947.