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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

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Bristol says she'll be glad to get back to driving her own car. (Photo by Piper Palin).

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman, AKA The Grouchy Grouch, was overheard saying backstage, after the results show, that it was about damn bloody, bloomin, time that Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin's daughter Bristol got voted off the show.

Goodman, who is believed to be in his early 90s, stated that he got tired as a hippo in labor waiting for The Baby Moose to get sent back to her parents home Casa Moscow in Wasilla, Alaska.

Len "The Hen" as host Tom Bergeron, Bruno Tonioli, and Nancy Pelosi, all call him, said that it was a pure shame that wonderfully talented dancers such as Joey "'NSYNC" Fatone, Drew "Shortcake" Lachey, and Helio "Mr. Indy 500" Castroneves got eliminated before the graceless Bristol did.

Kirstie "The California Quake" Alley, who found herself in the Bottom 2, said that the little Polar Princess just flat ran out of luck and according to iRumors, many of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's Tea Bag Party members turned on Bristol whom they looked upon as simply a little spoiled brat who only competed to try and get another reality show.

Donny Osmond and Susan Boyle sang a duet together. Donnie was the bubbly, spirited performer he has always been, but SuBo (Boyle), who has the personality of a wet mop just stood there emotionless looking like she could be related to Queen Elizabeth.

SIDENOTE: Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy told iRumors that he overheard Sarah "The Tundra Troll" Palin telling her husband Todd "The Salmon Stalker" that she was seriously considering hiring attorney Ginger Allred to file a lawsuit against Dancing With The Stars, Len Goodman, Kirstie Alley, and Vice-President Joe Biden.

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