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Tuesday, 16 October 2012

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Hard-man Vinnie is not so hard now after his missus promised him a "hard" divorce!

Ex-soccer "wannabee", professional kick-bovver boy and pretty awful actor, Vinnie Jones, is proving how "hard" he can be by dating Russian beauties!

Vinnie, whilst playing for Wimbledon FC, built up his hard-man reputation by kicking the crap out of his opponents because he always missed the ball! But the Wimbledon fans loved him because that's the way they tried to play football; kick, rush and destroy!

Then, after realising that his career as a rubbish soccer player was over, he turned to kicking the crap out of his opponents in B-rated, bum movies.

Then to prove to the world how "hard" he still is; he's turned to dating Russian models who everybody else has been "hard" on and has been caught by his missus doing it!

Mrs Jones, then booted the hard-nut Vinnie into touch and told him "F off" but Vinnie, being the hard-nut that he is, will surely run back to her with his "hard piece" stuck between his thighs and beg for foregiveness because a divorce would cost the "old-softy" a few bucks and that can be really "hard"!

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