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Friday, 26 October 2012

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A photo of Kirstie Alley's Fudge City Fudge Shop in Cucamonga. (Photo by David Crosby).

CUCAMONGA - Kirstie Alley recently said that growing up in Wichita, Kansas, one of her favorite foods was fudge.

She confessed that she truly believed that fudge was a member of one of the four basic food groups along with chips, pizza, and burritos.

The Dancing With The Stars contestant told her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy that she is taking some of the money she has left over from her days on the sit-com Cheers and opening up a fudge shop in Cucamonga.

Kirstie said that she still has the award-winning fudge recipe that she received as a Christmas present from her grandmother Magnolia "Cracker Cake" Pewterpill back in 1972.

Maksim's brother Val, who is partnered with General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco stated that he has seen Kirstie sit down and put away as much as two pounds of fudge in one single sitting.

Val, who is rumored to be involved in some sis-boom-bahing with the sexy dynamo Kelly expressed the fact that Kirstie can eat more in just one day than tiny, svelte Kelly eats in a whole week.

SIDENOTE: Kirstie has said that her fudge will be a little different than your normal fudge in that her fudge will be shaped like celebrities including Chaz Bono, Star Jones, John Goodman, Wynonna Judd, and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to name just a few.

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