NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna.
For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old singer seems to live and breathe just to degrade, demean, insult, and attack her fellow performers.
At one time or another La Madonna has gotten into it with such individuals as Clay Aiken, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Elton John, and Lady Gaga.
In fact Madonna insulted Aiken so badly that his home state of North Carolina actually enacted a state law which bans the Material Grandmother, as Angelina Jolie calls her, from ever setting foot in the state.
Other states, such as Mississippi, New Mexico, Wyoming, Ohio, and Pennsylvania have made it very clear to her that if she performs in their state she had better mind her P's and Q's or else she could find her T's and A sitting a jail cell.
According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle, Madonna's latest feud is with the Australian actor Russell Crowe.
It seems that Madonna remarked to Joy Behar on The View that she hated the movie Gladiator because Crowe seemed to phone in his acting.
When Crowe heard about Madonna's cutting remark he said that she's just mad because her gynecologist told Kathy Griffin that she has the fattest and ugliest-looking ovaries that he has ever seen.
Crowe added that the gap-toothed singer has all of the personality and charm of a roll of duct tape.
Madonna fired back remarking that when Russell drinks a little too much beer he starts acting like Paris Hilton and sounding like Joan "The Moan" Rivers.
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