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Thursday, 11 October 2012

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Stevie Nicks shown performing at The Drunken Door Mouse Bar in New York City. (Photo by Piers Morgan).

PHOENIX - The former singer with Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks became incensed when she saw the video of American Idol judge Nicki Minaj lambasting fellow judge Mariah Carey during an AI audition in Charlotte, North Carolina.

In the verbal rant, the woman with the butt that is even bigger than J.Lo's and Kim Kardashian's called Mariah every name in the book including some Hebrew names as well.

The 64-year-old Nicks said she first saw the much-viewed video at her neighbor Magnolia "Maggie" Pribbhausen's Dutch-Style house and she instantly became extremely insulted, angry, and enraged.

She immediately called up Hollywood Innuendo and asked to speak to reporter Fajita San Guacamole, who happens to be a long time friend of hers.

Nicks asked Miss San Guacamole "Guaky, please tell me just who in the hell does this clown-faced, horrendously colored wig-wearing bitch think she is Star Jones or what? "

Stevie, who stands 5-foot-1-inch tall said that Ms. Carey has more talent in one of her ovaries than Nicki "The Dippy" Minaj has in her entire body including her 85-pound caboose.

The blonde songstress further pointed out that Nicki could easily be a Tournament of Roses Parade float if you pasted some roses, petunias, daisies, marigolds, and pansies, on her unproportioned body.

When Minaj heard the comments that Ms. Nicks had made she became uncontrollably furious.

She instructed her wig director Howie Ballyhoo, that she wants for Barbara Walters to book them both on The View so that she can go on and turn the little bitty Fleetwood Mac diva into a floor mop.

Ms. Walters is reported to have said that The View is a civilized show and if Ms. Minaj wants to act like Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest, now known as Metta World Peace, then she better go and see about appearing on a Jerry Springer Special.

Minaj, according to her speech therapist has vowed to teach Nicks a lesson about sticking her lily white nose where it does not belong.

Stevie reportedly called up Miss San Guacamole and told her that she is afraid that her Nicki Minaj tirade may end up backfiring on her.

San Guacamole agreed wholeheartedly with Nicks and suggested that she buy a pistol, a knife, and a bullwhip along with hiring a bodyguard 24/7.

In Late Breaking News. The United States Coast Guard has just captured a Costa Rican submarine off the Galveston coast that allegedly was filled with over 24,000 illegal bananas.

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