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Thursday, 11 October 2012

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Simon Cowell purchased a Ferrari Formula 1 Race Car from Indy 500 champion Helio Castroneves. (Photo by Carmen Electra).

LOS ANGELES - It appears that X-Factor judge L.A. Reid's true character finally came through and it did it loud and clear.

The man who Simon "The Count of Criticism" Cowell has described as a suit and tie version of American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson blew a gasket when he found out that he would be mentoring the one group that he did not want to mentor.

Britney Spears was told that she would be working with the 'teens,' and Demi Lovato will be mentoring the 'young adults.'

Simon will mentor the 'groups' group and L.A. "The Diva" Reid was informed that he would be working with the 'over 25' group.

When Reid alias The Brat Bro was told over the phone, he slammed the receiver down and picked it back up about 8 times.

The 56-year-old record mogul clearly showed that little 7-year-old Honey Boo Boo is much more mature than he is.

Reid also showed the entire nation that he is nothing but a conceited, arrogant, sarcastic, egomaniacal, know-it-all punk who makes Kanye "The Pest" West almost look half civilized.

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the X-Factor producers informed Mr. Reid that they are not going to be putting up with an old man acting like one of the spoiled, self-centered brats that appear on Toddlers & Tiaras. They let him know in no uncertain terms that he will be fired if he pulls another Naomi Campbell prima donna stunt again.

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