WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton, who is best noted for doing absolutely nothing, managed to crawl back into the headlines with some girl-on-girl antics at West Hollywood's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club.
Hilton, 31, had gone to the club with her much younger boy-toy boyfriend 21-year-old wristwatch model River Viiperi.
According to eyewitnesses the couple was minding their own business when a Los Angeles Laker girl identified as Stella Sue Bangbrush, 24, and her boy-toy boyfriend Modesto Coverneister, 19, walked into the club at about 1:31 a.m.
Louisiana comedian Zydeco Dupree was performing his comedy routine. And as Stella Sue walked by the table where Paris and River were sitting she accidentally rubbed against Hilton's left one, which was virtually semi-hanging out of her low-cut Los Angeles Dodgers tank top.
Paris became somewhat startled and Stella Sue bent down to express her apologies. But as she did Paris reached up, cupped her cheeks and proceeded to plant a first class French kiss on the Laker girl.
Miss Bangbrush was surprisingly shocked and her boyfriend became quite upset as the two women seemed to actually lock lips for about 7 seconds.
At that point Hilton's boy-toy Viiperi became quite jealous and he told Bangbrush's boy-toy to grab his girl away from Paris.
Coverneister started laughing and said that he thought it was sexy seeing his girlfriend making out with the infamous Paris Hilton.
Suddenly Viiperi pushed Coverneister and made a motion to grab his cougar girlfriend Stella Sue and separate her from Paris.
Coverneister exploded and he picked up a chair ala The Jerry Springer Show and tossed it towards the stage.
Instantly Zydeco Dupree put his microphone down and ran over to the two, grabbed them both, and slammed them together, almost knocking them both out.
Paris began screaming. Stella Sue began screaming. And the Laughing Beaver crowd began screaming, "ZY-DE-CO! ZY-DE-CO! ZY-DE-CO!"
Right away the club bouncers known as Bruiser and Psycho grabbed Viiperi and Coverneister and escorted them both outside.
Paris and Stella Sue were asked to leave the club immediately or they would be arrested on grounds of Ipso Disruptivo Habeas Per Se.
As Paris was being escorted out, she yelled out to Dupree, "Hey Zy, I kissed a girl - and I liked it."
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