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Thursday, 11 October 2012

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Two Long Island Police Cars responded to the verbal altercation between Lindsay and her mom. (Photo by Piers Morgan).

LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter."

Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside of Lindsay's Long Island home.

Witnesses reported seeing mother and daughter pulling each others hair, blouses, skirts, bras and even their ears.

The 26-year-old Lindsay told a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight that her mom left teeth marks on her thighs, her hips, and on her ankles.

3T's Kiowa Kettle asked LiLo, as her mother affectionately calls her, if she is up to date on her tetanus shots.

The Hollywood celebutante asked what the hell a tetanus shot was.

When told that it is a shot that prevents your tetani from getting infected if you are bitten by a dog, cat, bird, hippo, or another human, she started crying and said that the only shot she remembers getting is a whole bunch of Tequila Slammer shots.

Lindsay was asked why her and her mother were fighting like a couple of professional hockey players. She replied that it was because her mother had used her Revlon lipstick without asking her first.

Dina yelled that, that was not true and that the real reason she and her daughter started fighting was because Lindsay is jealous of the fact that she has ten times more freckles than her mother does.

Long Island Police asked both women if they had been drinking. Lindsay replied that her mother had forced her to drink about 8 or 13 shots of Tequila.

Dina called her an arrogant liar and a two-faced backstabber and pointed out that it was only 9 or 12 at the most.

SIDENOTE: Lindsay and Dina Lohan were taken into custody and Lindsay was later released on a $791 bond and Dina was released on an $83 bond.

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