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Wednesday, 10 October 2012

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Lamar Odom says that he loves basketball and his wife Khloe just about the same.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NBA star Lamar Odom, 32, must surely be feeling like the little lost leprechaun from Dublin that nobody wanted.

Odom has had his ups and downs being traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks and then sent packing by the Mavericks to the Los Angeles Clippers.

And now his own wife has jumped on the "Dump Lamar" bandwagon.

Khloe Kardashian, 28, has just signed to be a co-host on Simon Cowell's X-Factor and Lamar is not a happy camper.

Yes, the job will pay Khloe K a ton of money and give her even more exposure than she already has but Lamar said that he wants a wife who is willing to stay home and cook his meals, wash his clothes, rub his tattoos, and tend to his manly needs.

Khloe is reported to have responded with a "Well then I strongly suggest that you drive over to Utah and see if you can find a West-bound wagon train loaded with a whole bunch of blue gingham-wearing, butter churning pioneer women brutha."

Lamar remarked that if she puts him on the backburner then he does not want to see her cry like Demi Moore when he goes out and finds another woman to share his backburner with.

In Other News. GOP maven Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter stated to The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she is not a lesbianite and that the only reason she is never seen with a man is because men are afraid-as-hell of her brains.

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