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Friday, 5 October 2012

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Sarah "Reindeer Hormones" Palin says that daughter Bristol is an extremely gifted dancer.

HOLLYWOOD - Joey Fatone, former boy band member, is reportedly extremely upset at the fact that he was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

The former 'NSYNC member spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo and told him that he could not believe that Bristol "The Pistol" Palin was not even in the Bottom 3.

He pointed out that he and his partner Kym Johnson received a score of 22.5. He said that General Hospital star Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy scored a 22, and Indy 500 champion Helio Castroneves and Chelsie Hightower received a 23, from the three judges.

Joey "Big Boy" Fatone, as Bruno "The Gaytalian" called him, said that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter ended up in last place with a lowly score of 18 and yet she was not even in the Bottom 3.

He confessed that even her partner Mark "Tattoo Boy" Ballas was surprised as hell that he and Bristol did not get the Dancing With The Stars boot.

Val's older brother Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy was asked for a comment and the outspoken Ukrainian stated that it is no secret that Bristol's mommy is getting her Tea Bag Party members to cast their votes for Bristy.

Maks pointed out that watching Bristol dance is about as entertaining as watching a vulture eat road kill.

He then stressed that as long as one person can vote up to 9,000 times the weekly results are going to be very, very surprising.

Val then jumped in and asked, "I mean, let's be honest, there is no way in the world during Season 11, that old 'Hippo Hips' Palin should have finished in third place beating talented celebrity dancers such as Audra Patridge, Rick Fox, Brandy, and Kurt Warner."

SIDENOTE: Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin was asked by Pico de Gallo to make a comment and all she would say was that her daughter Bristy's amazingly fantastic dancing speaks for itself.

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