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Friday, 5 October 2012

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A photo of one of Nicki Minaj's more than 200 wigs. (Photo courtesy of FuFi Fondue).

LOS ANGELES - The X-Factor season has not had as much drama, fireworks, and physical threats as its counterpart American Idol.

Simon Cowell, alias The Count of Criticism, told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that there is no way that he would put up with the blatant BS that is going on over at the American Idol camp with Nicki Minaj making horrible threats at Mariah Carey.

Cowell stated that in the huge butted Minaj's latest rant she told Carey that if she had a gun she would shoot her. Randy "The Dawg" Jackson reportedly told the shows executive producer Nigel Lithgoe to call the police.

Keith Urban, who along with Carey and Minaj is one of the new judges, expressed that the wigged-wonder hollered out that if anyone called the police she would beat the daylights out of Mariah and Randy as well.

Meanwhile over at the X-Factor set Demi Lovato noted that Britney Spears continues to shed tears for just about every other performer. When Simon asked her why Spears shook her head and began shedding more tears.

L.A. Reid reportedly told Simon in private that maybe he needs to get Britney in some kind of rehab because her crying at just about every contestant is not normal.

He also emphasized that her tears are making the floor slippery as hell and that twice he has almost fallen on his butt.

Lovato even remarked that Spears cries way more than Nicole "Teardrops" Scherzinger ever did.

In Breaking News. Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes is denying the rumor that she is pregnant with Liam Hemsworth's baby.

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