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Thursday, 4 October 2012

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Madonna, 54, is thrilled to go on tour with Cher, 66. (Photo by Chaz Bono).

LOS ANGELES - Plans have just been finalized for the much anticipated concert tour featuring famous one name singing icons Cher, 66, and Madonna, 53.

Relic Productions in association with Simon Cowell's Black T-Shirt Production Company have just announced that the two divas have agreed to team up for an upcoming concert tour that will cover 93 U.S. cities in 94 days.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo the coast-to-coast tour which will open at the Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga, California, is being hailed as The Tattoos, Tummy Tucks, Botox, and Cellulite Tour.

When asked if either Cher or Madonna had any problem with the tour's name, de Gallo laughed and replied that Madonna is the one who actually came up with the name.

She ran it past Cher who absolutely loved it. The tour's executive director Butler "Brains" Figginfacker informed de Gallo that Madonna will perform alone for 30 minutes, and then Cher will perform solo for 30 minutes, and then the two will dress up as Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and perform together for 61 minutes.

During the solo segments Madonna will sing Cher's big hit "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" and during Cher's solo segment she will perform Madonna's hit "Like A Virgin."

When the two sing together they will sing a combination of their most popular songs plus they will also include Neil Young's hit "Ohio," "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy," by The Ohio Express, and R. Dean Taylor's "Indiana Wants Me."

CLOSING TIDBIT: The opening act for The Tattoos, Tummy Tucks, Botox, and Cellulite Tour will be Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

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